Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy! Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. I got into this tournament for one reason: money. Bob Barker studied Tang Soo Do for decades under Chuck Norris and his brother Aaron Norris. Happy Gilmore: It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? [to Grandma] Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch ball! Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore "Alright, YEAH.." (clapping), hg-bleep.wav Adam Sandler later worked with Burt Reynolds nine years after Happy Gilmore (1996) in The Longest Yard (2005), which was a remake of The Longest Yard (1974), in which Burt Reynolds previously appeared. What do you think? 99. $16.95 $ 16. Why you don't you just go HOME? Look at this stupid thing. Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? Little Nicky = Popeyes . But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. Happy Gilmore: I have to take the house too. That Son of a Bitch. $7.95 delivery Jan 30 - Feb 2 . [after missing a slap shot by far] | Wake Up With Happy Gilmore's Subway Commercial. Around 30 minutes of the film were cut in order to obtain the PG-13 rating. I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore: [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] [referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat] Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! KickMyOwnAss.wav(39K) Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? Well I'm NOT DOUG! Grandma Happy Gilmore: This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. Adam Sandler initially offered the role of the nursing home orderly to Rob Schneider. ", hg-confusing.wav Nursing Home Orderly: Chinese Lady: Acceptable Targets: IRS agents deserve to be chucked through a window. Happy Gilmore: I am good. Not a rock concert. Upon their first meeting, McDonald ultimately decided to accept the role and has said it remains one of the best decisions of his career. die_clown.mp3 The price is *wrong*, bitch! ", had_enough.mp3 [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. Workin' it. He reconsidered playing the role, as he had enjoyed Adam Sandler's previous film Billy Madison (1995) and while he was playing a golf tournament in Seattle while taking a break from filming his previous movie in Vancouver. Reference: Quiz: 'Happy Gilmore' Knowledge. Doug Thompson: Happy Gilmore: Son of a b**ch ball! Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! Earlier in the film when Chubbs is trying to convince Happy Gilmore to play golf, he refuses, saying "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass." Whacker.wav(79K) Beginner's luck. This is golf. Kyle regularly played golf with Sandler and Sandler's father. You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! Feelin' the flow. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. What d'ya say? [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Mover: I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game. What do ya say? Chubbs: Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. Lee Trevino: : Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: clothes.mp3 Happy: Just tap it in. [watching Happy's Subway commercial] You will not make this putt you jackass! A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? By JiggyNewfie2022. putt.mp3 The Happy Gilmore audience mainly included males in their early teens to mid-twenties. *Now* you've had enough bitch. Happy Gilmore fatalmis.mp3 You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Golf's no different from Hockey. Subway Svg, Subway Logo, Fast Food, Logo, Logo svg, Sign, Sandwich, Sandwich Svg, Footlong, Sub Sandwich, Clipart, Clipart Svg, Huge ass! Hey! Happy: Damn it! So don't get mad at me. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Come on down! tournament down in Florida. With plenty of slapstick humor and hilarious product placements (i.e., the subway commercial in the middle of the film), Happy Gilmore did not fear doing whatever it took to get the people . Bob Barker: Why didn't you just go home!! Heckler: You suck! I've seen the work you bring home from school and it's terrible.". Well, You're a little banged up but no serious injuries. Talk about your all-time backfires! Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. In a 2021 interview with NBC Sports, Christopher McDonald revealed that he modeled the character Shooter McGavin after golfing legend Greg Norman. We're gonna be okay, Grandma. Grandma? [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! (Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball). Get out. You're the best. You're smart. Why didn't you just go home? From $23.15. Heckler: Jack Ass! In real life, Adam Sandler is terrible at both hockey and golf. From $19.84. The flow all good things. You're the best. You can't take her house. This was due to a severe automobile accident he had in 1992 where he suffered head trauma, losing his ability to balance without aid. You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. [Happy hits the ball in the same direction]. You gotta rise above it. Shooter McGavin: Happy: OH YEAH! Why didn't you just go home!! I didn't think so", "If you beat him up tonight, I've got to get up in the morning and explain to the papers", "Circluar, circle, with the music, the flow. I would have. Happy's Girlfriend: I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. google_ad_height = 90; . [to Virginia while on the golf course after being tricked by Shooter] Bob Barker: You're gonna concentrate on golf. I'll make you a bet. : He first appeared in The League in 2014, followed by another episode the following year. [after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed] Date.wav(99K) Grandma [judging the club] Virginia: Really? Do whatever you like. Well I got his HEAD! God, kid! Where are you taking all her stuff? Or I will PUT you to sleep. 1. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! You're in Hal's World Now Grandma Dad Hat. Listen to what I say", big_trouble.mp3 Doug Thompson: [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] And, Richard Kiel, who was also in Happy Gilmore, played in the original film The Longest Yard. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass! The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). Check out the name tag. Riding a bull? He's a publicist's *dream*. ", "I saw it go up, did it come back in? But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! Not all can appreciate the witty, albeit sophomoric humor that an Adam Sandler movie from the 1990's has to offer. ", hg-clothes.wav You hate me don't you? See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. "Ohyeah. Shooter McGavin: [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] But I didn't have any money. [to Shooter on the phone] "Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. Crazy Old Lady: But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav Now, you will go to sleep! I just yell sometimes, because I get so scared. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. [to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment] Chubbs urges Happy Gilmore to enter a local tournament where the winner will earn an automatic spot on the professional golf tour; desperate to take back his grandmother's house, Happy Gilmore accepts after Chubbs informs him of the significant prize money involved. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] Twenty bucks says you can't do it again. My name is Happy Gilmore. ball. "Where were you on that one, dipshit? Just hit your ball if you can find it. That house is like four hundred yards away. Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore: I meant on a golf course! It requires talent and self discipline. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS two hundred and seventy thousand dollars in back taxes. Mr. Larson: (Violence, adult . How many times has this guy tried out, anyway? You're very good looking. Happy Gilmore: JackAss3.wav(101K) Why don't you shut the hell up. I guess it's the new tour sensation Happy Gilmore who's attracting all sorts of people to this beautiful course. Carl Weathers (Chubbs) was a professional football player before becoming an actor. I swear I'm gonna give the ball, alligator. I'm sorry baby I didn't mean that either. Happy's Girlfriend: Yeah? Happy Gilmore: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. What? Happy: I want to kiss you all over and over and again. Subway restaurants are owned and operated by a franchisee network that includes more than 20,000 dedicated entrepreneurs and small business owners - who are all committed to delivering the best guest experience possible in their local communities. Happy's Subway commercial. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: YOU LIKE THAT BABY? Working it. Little Nicky for the line "Popeye's Chicken is fucking awesome." or Happy Gilmore for having an actual Subway commercial in the movie. From Happy Gilmore 1996Enjoy More @JCH 007. Happy Gilmore: Happy: Oh, good, because I'm a hockey player. Happy Gilmore "Yea I know. Happy Gilmore: hg-jackass.wav [impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right] Happy Gilmore: [Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs] Oh yeah. AdmitThat.wav(173K) google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655"; [Happy punches spectator], LongDrive.wav(72K) Cold-cut combo from Subway! Oh, yeah. And so forth . [while on an ice rink] Happy Gilmore = Subway . [to Shooter] A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. [Angrily, with teeth clenched] ", hg-sob.wav Happy Gilmore: To hell with that. Happy Gilmore: [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]. I don't date golfers. Bob Barker: What? Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds.It stars Adam Sandler as the title character, an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers a newfound talent for golf. Doctor: [to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy], Happy Gilmore: Subway sandwich from Happy Gilmore -Quotes | Anyclip, I don't wanna hear it. Doctor: But, our ratings are up and we're attracting new, youthful sponsors. All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good! So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? Happy Gilmore: By RobertRo921724. Happy Gilmore: She's dead. Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick. Happy's Girlfriend: You're going no where, Happy, and you're taking me with you. I wasn't watching, did it go in? Happy Gilmore Nov 24, 2014 - Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. All good things. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! Hey! Suspended? Happy Gilmore: [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. 2. The crowd goes wild, Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. See if you can outdrive the amazinggolf gohome.mp3 IRS Agent: IRS Agent [while walking away] Let's go home. 13. Bob Barker: This guy sucks! You like that, old man? Feel it. "But,she's an old lady". : Psycho. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. Mr. Larson: But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking his greatest slap shot. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] Happy Gilmore: Marshawn has also starred in Running Wild with Bear . Ben Stiller and Carl Weathers both went on to portray prominent recurring characters in Arrested Development, with Stiller playing GOB's rival Tony Wonder, and Weathers playing Tobias's acting coach a fictionalized version of Weathers himself. It's all in the hips. Just tap it in. Now, the board has taken the following actions: You'll be fined 25,000 dollars and suspended for one month. What are you doing Happy? Share the best GIFs now >>> Virginia: Don't you ever touch my puck! T-Shirt. Happy: Hahasend him home. Oh my god! Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. How nice to meet you. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. JackAss1.wav(29K) We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. 14. Shooter McGavin: That's what I call a hole-in-one. Go back to your shanties. Time to go home there, Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. [a limo passes by] Happy Gilmore IRS Agent Yeah, alright. During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Stiller's appearance was uncredited on that sitcom as it was in this film. What are you talking about? Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. [to caddy] Yeah it is about time. Just keep off your feet for a few days. Happy Gilmore: Happy: I AM GOOD! Mover: He shouldn't have been standing there. ", hg-dance.wav Chubbs: Aside from his football career, Marshawn is known to grace television screens in various cameos. What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: Are you too good for your HOME? Doug, kick him off the Tour! [over the apartment intercom] Richard Kiel played the Frankenstein monster in The Monkees: I Was a Teenage Monster (1967). So you had a fight with a game show host on national TV. Announcer: Yeah you like that? Happy Gilmore "You're gonna die clown!! WHO NEEDS YOU? Said it might be a little too dangerous. It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? When he learned that he was going to win the fight with Adam Sandler, he accepted the role. Both Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson) and Frances Bay (Grandma Gilmore) would later star together in Inspector Gadget (1999). A range of t-shirts sold by independent artists featuring a huge variety of original designs in sizes XS-5XL; availability depending on style. "Happy Gilmore." Subway.com officially launches and restaurants open in Colombia . He hates me. That's enough, Shooter. Doin' the Bull Dance. We're gonna be okay, Grandma. 12. ", hg-clown.wav bull_dance.mp3 Just easin' the tension, baby. Choose your favorite Happy Gilmore Subway-inspired shirt style: v-neck or crew neckline; short, baseball or long sleeve; slim or relaxed fit; light . Hey, put that stuff down! Doug Thompson: Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert (Otto), and Joe Flaherty (Jeering Fan) all appeared on the sitcom The King of Queens (1998). Alright, good luck, buddy. Happy Gilmore I don't hate you. [out of the window, driving the car] They were not impressed. Circle, with the music, the flow. Felling the flow. It helps me go to sleep. : With Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay. You're gonna die clown!! IRS Agent: Happy Gilmore: You know what? Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. The NHL Shop has sold hockey stick putters for many years. This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Happy's shaggy homeless caddy (Allen Covert) is named Otto in the credits. ANSWER ME!! Happy Gilmore: I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. IRS Agent Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? McDonald was taken to a nearby jail where he was kept until he sobered up. Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch, ball. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Julie Bowen and Kevin Nealon appeared in Weeds (2005). "Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. The two of them walk away]. Hey, you've got one eye, Chubbs. [Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]. warm glass of Shut the hell up Classic T-Shirt. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. Now, you will go to sleep! Sheesh! ", hg-learn.wav Don'tGo.wav(294K) Happy: Please don't go. Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? Golf.wav(106K) The first of many Adam Sandler movies directed by Dennis Dugan who also plays the character Doug Thompson. The film was made for $12 million and grossed a total of $41.2 million worldwide, with $38.8 million of that at the North American domestic box office. During the mini golf scene Adam Sandler provided the voice of the laughing clown. Mover: I wanted to, but I just couldn't do it. I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Well, I'd like to see you try. Beat him on the course. Grandma? Happy Gilmore "I gotta learn how to play golf. [laughing] I gotta finish up. You were right. By 90s-Mall. Oh, she got hit by a car. IRS Agent: All good things", "Give me one of them big ones, I don't care", where.mp3 Ut Oh! Shooter McGavin: Shooter: NO! Announcer: Slightly downhill? "alot of censored swearing", bottle.mp3 11. : Happy Gilmore Subway. That's your home!! (Sounds of a ball rolling) Bruce Campbell auditioned for the role of Shooter McGavin. Jack Ass! It helps me go to sleep. [after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady] [in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker]. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. Grandma: How you doing, Happy? The script called for an immediate scene transition after Happy slugged Bob Barker, but then they got the idea to turn it into a full-blown fistfight instead. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. She's old. Happy Gilmore : That's what I call a hole-in-one. Chubbs: Happy Gilmore: Mista, mista! Say.wav(131K) Somebody's closer! You're gonna die, clown! Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? Happy: (Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly). Check out our happy gilmore golf selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our golf shops. [shouts] [Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. Yeah. I didn't think so. Bay also appeared in the 1998 series finale of Seinfeld (1989), as did Ben Stiller's father, Jerry Stiller (in his recurring role as Frank Costanza). [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]. Virginia: Just..ah..behave, okay? [to the golfers at a golfing range] Nobody, Grandma. ", hg-alright.wav Assistant Coach: Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old. Happy Gilmore: I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. [under his breath] Here's what some of the players had to say about the Adam Sandler classic. "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] What ate Chubbs' hand? Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. It's all in the hips. LEGO Ideas 21319 Central Perk Building Kit (1,070 Pieces) 4.9 out of 5 stars 21,245. Potter: Doing the bull dance. I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. Crazy Old Lady: Shut up, Happy. Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" How's that nice girlfriend of yours? And shout out to me and @kylezimmer11 for our future . Because you're black? Happy Gilmore was a commercial success, ranking number two at the U.S. box office on its debut weekend with $8.5 million in revenue, behind Broken Arrow. "Yeah!! Damn you people. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Oh, you can count. Happy Gilmore (4/9) Movie CLIP - The Waterbury Open (1996) HD. : Covert played 2 different characters on that sitcom. [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. HOME?! Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. Yeah, people are sure coming around. Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" You, not getting the ball in the hole. Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. happygilmore Dad Hat. Oh, I hope he *wins*. [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away] I am a good player. Get this off of me! clothes.mp3 Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. GameRoom.wav(119K) This name is spoken in a deleted scene, but never in the main feature. During scenes involving Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson), he had to stand still or lean on items. [Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]. Virginia: BobBarker.wav(26K) Which of the following golfers makes a cameo appearence in the film? Happy's Waterbury Caddy: It's all in the hips. A wannabe hockey player discovers he may have a talent for a different sport: golf. Company Credits Over 1,300 free fonts are also supported for all devices. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??" "You're a lousy kindergarten teacher", likethat.mp3 WarmMilk.wav(97K) Filming & Production Jerry Thornton 7/15/2020 5:53 AM. That's two thus far, Shooter. Happy Gilmore is in big trouble, Jack. Happy Gilmore: Virginia: IRS Agent: Grandma : [watching Happy's Subway commercial] It makes me hungry. I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace! Reply . Well, whoop-dee-doo. Virginia: Adam Sandler's favorite role and movie of his own. The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. Available on Tubi TV, iTunes, Hulu. Working it. Bob Barker: Happy: GOOD! It's mostly Played for Laughs, what with the Bad "Bad Acting" from Happy in a commercial for Subway restaurants. [while skating towards her] You know that alligator that got your hand? Happy Gilmore Subway Commercial Reimagining. Happy Gilmore - Subway 1996's Happy Gilmore was a key film in the ascent of Adam Sandler , building him into one of the biggest comedy film stars of the past few decades. Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments. Ah ah. [to his caddy] Mover: This movie and Employee of the Month (2006) feature one of the actors singing the song "Kiss You All Over" by Exile (1978). $59.99 $ 59. Nursing Home Orderly: Gif: Universal Pictures 10 of 11 Suck my white ass ball! At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]. You no want breakfast? David Hasselhoff is mentioned twice by Shooter McGavin in this film. I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time. [Happy hitting a big drive], Beep.wav(132K) You may be right. Happy are you okay? . Where were you on that one, dipshit? See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE! Now, you're really gonna be mad. Happy: Yeah!! [laughs] There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. breakfast! Grandma?